That MUST haVe madE u LaUgh at least once .........
English Teacher:”Who killed the cat?”
begin this sentence with “by…”
Tintumon:By the by,who killed the cat?
Sardr ate a tablet by cutng 2 edges 2 avoid side effects
But tintumon said i ate d 2 edges only..y?
“Madhyam” aarogyathinu haanikaram
Father to Tintumon , “You are mature enough now. I will allow you to start smoking if you want to.”
Tintumon-”Thanks dad,but I quit two years ago.”


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