Tiger
Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” tinumon finished.
Press
Tintumon calls press to print death of his grandpa
Clerk: Rs 50/ word
Tintumon: Grandpa dead
Clerk: Sorry min 5 words
Tintumon: Grandpa dead, wheel chair for sale!!
Worry
Tintumon to his mother: “Mom, remember that vase you always worried I’d break?”
“Yes. What about it?” she asked.
Tintumon: “Your worries are over!”
Water
Father sends Tintumon to bed. Five minutes later, Tintumon screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”
The dad says, “No. You had your chance.”
A minute later Tintumon again Screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”
The dad says, “No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I’ll come up there and spank you.”
“Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?”
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