Tintumon Rockz

Heres A fEw Jokes to lighten u up....

Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

Tintu mon: jana gana mana…

Teacher:athentha angane?

Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!

Teacher: “What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?”

Tintumon: “A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!”

Teacher : which one you like …Love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage
Teahcher : why?
Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost”

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”

Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”

Tintumon: “Mum, teacher was asking me today if i have any brothers or sister who will be coming to school.”

Mother : “That’s nice , what did she say when you told her you are the only child?”

Tintumon : She just said, “Thank goodness!”

Teacher: tintumon, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Tintumon: I get up early, teacher.

Principal: why are you late? Your friends came together on time.

Tintumon: Sir,”POTHUKAL” Koottamayitt varum, but SIMHAM ottayke varu…..