Tintumon Biodata

Tintumon is a five-year-old boy who takes life as it comes. He is quick-witted, mostly inventive, and normally can’t stop himself from commenting on everyday issues. The humour in his character largely comes from his original and often rational comments to ways of the world, his total disregard for others when solving them, his liberal thoughts,all with a pinch of sarcasm.

Some compare Tintumon jokes to Sardarji jokes although this is not true. Sardar jokes portrays his foolishness while Tintumon jokes are examples of Tintumon's intelligence and down to earth attitude.

Tintumon is the Little Johnny equivalent of Malayalees. This character was created and spread like a viral phenomenon through text messages in mobile phones.

Characters

We can notice some repeating characters in Tintumon Jokes. They include

• Achan/Appan - Father
• Amma - Mother
• Appooppan - Grandfather
• Dundumol - Girlfriend
• Tintumol - Girl friend
• Pinkymol - Girl friend
• Dundumon - Best friend
• Tuttumon - Friend

JoKes 4 the nEw YeAr......

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Tiger

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.

Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”

“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.

“What bus should I take home?” tinumon finished.

Press

Tintumon calls press to print death of his grandpa

Clerk: Rs 50/ word

Tintumon: Grandpa dead

Clerk: Sorry min 5 words

Tintumon: Grandpa dead, wheel chair for sale!!

Worry

Tintumon to his mother: “Mom, remember that vase you always worried I’d break?”
“Yes. What about it?” she asked.
Tintumon: “Your worries are over!”

Water

Father sends Tintumon to bed. Five minutes later, Tintumon screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”

The dad says, “No. You had your chance.”

A minute later Tintumon again Screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”

The dad says, “No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I’ll come up there and spank you.”

“Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?”

LauGh oUt LoUd!!!!1

That MUST haVe madE u LaUgh at least once .........

English Teacher:”Who killed the cat?”
begin this sentence with “by…”

Tintumon:By the by,who killed the cat?

Sardr ate a tablet by cutng 2 edges 2 avoid side effects

But tintumon said i ate d 2 edges only..y?
“Madhyam” aarogyathinu haanikaram

Father to Tintumon , “You are mature enough now. I will allow you to start smoking if you want to.”

Tintumon-”Thanks dad,but I quit two years ago.”

Heres A fEw Jokes to lighten u up....

Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

Tintu mon: jana gana mana…

Teacher:athentha angane?

Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!

Teacher: “What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?”

Tintumon: “A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!”

Teacher : which one you like …Love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage
Teahcher : why?
Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost”

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”

Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”

Tintumon: “Mum, teacher was asking me today if i have any brothers or sister who will be coming to school.”

Mother : “That’s nice , what did she say when you told her you are the only child?”

Tintumon : She just said, “Thank goodness!”

Teacher: tintumon, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Tintumon: I get up early, teacher.

Principal: why are you late? Your friends came together on time.

Tintumon: Sir,”POTHUKAL” Koottamayitt varum, but SIMHAM ottayke varu…..

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